Baldie Portrait in Blue
(in the "Baldie Stories 1" collection - on sale at Amazon.com)
(in the "Baldie Stories 1" collection - on sale at Amazon.com)
“Papa,
I drew a picture of you."
"Is
this me, here? Right here with big muscles?"
"Ha-ha!
No, that's the tree, silly."
"Oh,
I was wondering why I had all that hair!"
"Those
are leaves! Leaves on the tree!"
"So
where am I? Is this me, here?"
"That?
No! Ha-ha! That's a rock! "
"Oh.
I thought maybe because..."
"Because
it doesn't have any hair?"
"Bingo!"
"No,
Papa. This is you."
"Wow!
That's fantastic! I didn't see it at first..."
"Papa,
you’re teasing me! This is your little hair, here on the top!"
"Good
job! Teasing is a good word..."
"And
you have a rectangle body! And I... I forgot to put hands!"
"Are
those my eyes, right there by my chin?"
"Yes
- ha-ha! You're engabberest!"
"I'm
what?"
"Em-grabber-rest?"
"Embarrassed?"
"Yes,
that! And I colored you blue."
"I
see that. I love blue."
"Me,
too."
"Why
am I embarrassed?"
“Ha!
Cause you used to have hair and now you only have little hair!"
"You're
a funny kid. Ha! But come here; let me tickle you for teasing the old man! And
you want to know something?"
"What,
Papa?"
"See
all this hair on your head?"
"I
have a lot and you have little!"
"For
now baby, for now! But one day...."
“I
know Papa.”
“What
do you know?”
“I’ll
have more hair, like you did in the old pictures, and your little hair will be
even littler and littler and littler forever.”
“Come
over here wise-guy. It’s tickle time again.”
The End